Sometimes I wish I were just full, without having to waste time eating, or cooking, or dealing with that whole business of nourishment. I'll never be a foodie, but I appreciate those who are.
So while the kitchen isn't my favorite place, I'm always whipping stuff up. Messes! Art stuff, crafty junk, little piles of half-done projects, supplies, scraps, drips and globs. My version of a Test Kitchen produces stuff like this: